I assault motherfuckers dressed in purple backpacks And that i chew on fabric racks and take a crap on the tune Yeah your own strike, cause anyone knows that which you state Nevertheless when I have towards the the brand new microphone, I build milk outta clay And that i gamble air electric guitar which have a pipe regarding toothpaste And that i say karate pencil case and you may put it on recording
Every my passages fall flat including a good hockey puck It got me personally seven months to type the original element of my verse Nowadays I’d absolutely nothing leftover so I will imagine that i got damage Aw, I do believe I sprained my personal ankle You guys please complete the song rather than me personally
[MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia upwards within this bitch Woke upwards five days before lying-in the fresh new ditch Failed to see exactly who I was I failed to remember crap
Frequently some thing took place which had been harrowing I fuckr inloggen once had a whole lot more rhymes but I can’t think of him or her Undoubtedly I am freaking aside We can not remember one thing! (Certainly do people know what i am?)
[MC Social Urination] Yo I’m MC Personal Urination – just what – just what! I bring a drilling piss to your a drilling pavement Each time, anyplace, I recently whip away my manhood And blank my bladder if you are your motherfuckers check out! Your almost every other MCs can’t deal with this shit! You are just a little bitch scared to help you pee publicly
Your stumble on a bathroom every time you need certainly to piss Yo shag one to shit – I just whip out my dick!
[Chorus – Chorus Son] I am the guy whom sings the brand new chorus (It holidays in the song) My personal area was kinda incredibly dull (If only that we could go family) But they are investing me to play the chorus (And i want the money) Cause I’m unemployed right now (Only moved back into with my father)
[MC Cannot Know what Irony Was] Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know very well what Irony Is Moved to a woman and i provided the woman a kiss She told you “Let us visit your lay, I’ll suck their knob” We said “Hell yeah bitch, which is thus ironic”
[MC Becomes Front side–Monitored With ease] Yo I’m MC Will get Front side–Tracked With ease My personal rhymes try badass such as for instance Gandolfini You are aware he is recognized for the new Sopranos however, he’s including inside films Eg Score Shorty and you can Terminal Velocity Which i did not really like result in We can’t stand Charlie Sheen Better I suppose during the Beautiful Photos, he had been kinda funny But I like Leslie Nielsen on the Naked Gun You-know-who otherwise was in one movie? O.J. Simpson That is kinda unusual, being aware what he did following Waiting, that was We saying? I think I experienced top–monitored.
That they had the ultimate trilogy!
[MC Life-threatening Gun 1, 2 & 3] Yo I am MC Dangerous Gun step one, 2 & step 3 I adore the individuals clips nevertheless the 4th troubled me personally Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and you will Joe Pesci Why did they need to make a fourth?
[MC Life-threatening Firearm cuatro] MC Fatal Firearm 4 that’s me personally I differ that have MC Life-threatening Weapon step 1, 2 & step 3 No matter if I agree that it is a pioneering trilogy The latest last has also been an excellent they added Chris Stone and you can Jet Li!
[MC Crap My personal Trousers Appear to] Yo I am MC Crap My personal Pants Appear to They usually happens when I’m walking across the street Otherwise whenever I am spending time with certain travel butt hoes Around we go! Thank jesus I brought a difference away from dresses!
[MC Final Verse] Yo I am brand new MC to your final verse I’m designed to sum up that which you read But mutherfuckers I do not obviously have the amount of time So shag that and come back to brand new Chorus Kid
Whats my personal motherfucking term?
[Chorus – Chorus Child] I am nevertheless singing the latest chorus (Give thanks to jesus our company is nearly complete) I dislike vocal the fresh chorus (Such as for instance a boring screwing employment) I am gonna capture my personal forty cash (That is what the investing me) And you can I am attending wade get really drunk (Wank then go to bed)